And a child shall lead them?

 

How could I take over the world?

I’m just a little kid.

And why would I want to do that?

The world right now is a horrible place.

Well, when I take over the world, I’ll get rid of all the stupid people. They should just be killed. That alone would decrease the population enough that the rest of us could survive.  As far as curing poverty, just kill all the poor people, especially the unemployed. I guess we don’t need them.

Disease?

If you get sick, just die, thank you very much.

So, clearly, I am the right person for the job.

I’ll just have to kill all the people who say, “You can’t do that!”

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